20 reasons to bypass the brats...

From Times online : Corinne Maier, in the book, 'No Kid: 40 Reasons Not to Have Children'.

20 of them -

• Childbirth is torture


• You will become a mobile feeding bottle


• You will struggle to continue having fun yourself


• You will lose touch with your friends


• You will have to learn a language of idiots to communicate with your children


• Your children will kill your desire


• Children sound the death knell of the couple


• Having children is conformist


• Children are expensive


• You will be duped into thinking that there is such a thing as a perfect child


• You will inevitably be disappointed by your own child


• You will be expected to be a mother before you are a professional and a woman


• Families are a nightmare


• Children will put the seal on your childhood dreams


• You can’t stop yourself wanting complete happiness for your progeny


• Staying at home to look after children is breathtakingly dull


• You have to choose between motherhood and professional success


• When a child appears, the father disappears


• There are already too many children on the planet
• Children are dangerous. They will take you to court without a second thought

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